Rolling Stoned

     I got the blues this morning,      I smoked all my grass last night     My pipe is empty n' you know     that that ain't right     I'll be takin' resin hits     until the morning light Sunday 1/26     Damn! I find myself this morning doing something I haven't done in years: taking a resin hit. I used to do this shit all the time back in the day...back in the day when weed didn't necessarily taste good, you did it for the high, just like we didn't know what good beer was back then...good weed was strong weed but anyway, in a pinch resin was better than no weed...you couldn't just wait for the dispensary to open. But here I am anyway fiending 'cos they won't open for another three hours and I'm taking resin hits on a Sunday morning. I don't fuck with scraping resin, haven't in a long time...obviously you can get a lot more that way, and actually get high: but it's disgusting...you are using some messy met...

Before I started shopping at Blue River Terps and other dispensaries, I first bought legal weed at this farm share called Healing Hemp that grew their own flower and put it in screw-top plastic jars that aren't sealed and lab-tested but you can open the top and smell 'em! Anyway I mostly found a lot of their indica to be top-notch, but my favorite sativa from them, and possibly my favorite strain from them in all was something they called Tropicana Cabin. I have not seen this strain listed anywhere else so I do not know the exact lineage but it was clearly a Tropicana Cookies cross. The bud was so beautiful, orange and pink and purple like a bunch of fruit before being blended into a smoothie. The flavors were unbelievable --- no terpene analysis was available, but my tongue says linalool and ocimene added their pungency to the bouquet of limonene caryophyllene and myrcene.  Tropicana Cookies is a legendary strain crossing Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and Tangie. GSC is part of t...

      The OG Kush and Girl Scout Cookies family of strains is some of the most important genetic background of the best new weed to smoke today, especially if you like indicas and getting really fucked up on your day off from work --- but they're also often great round-the-clock strains that, when used in moderation, can help with all sorts of physical and psychoemotional pain, stress, or blockage, even if you got shit to do: particularly the Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) fam...originally these strains all have a common mother or 'Eve' in Chemdawg, the legendary strain from which Sour Diesel and many other 'gassy' or 'chemical' tasting and so-named, really funky stuff, that leans kinda more sativa and can get you really paranoid and tripping out, with a flavor that is very distinctive and connoisseur but rather an acquired taste...but from Chemdawg comes OG Kush, a strain whose origins are as mysterious and varied and contested as its unimprovable bouquet and str...

      You know how ev'ry good story always starts out: Once upon a time... Well then! if you've ever read my weed reviews before you know to expect by now that every blog's gonna start out:  I wanted some good weed...     I wanted some good weed, nothing super potent: in fact the shit I'd been smoking from Standard Farms was OK in that department, it did the trick to get me high it just taste like shit and don't break up right, too dry but don't even crumble at the same time, a cheap rushed cure job or just skipped altogether, why do I get distracted when I'm high now on just a pinch of sativa and focused, ready to write again at last...after a week of smoking that cheap shit all day, and then decarbing and eating it...I'm finally feeling wide awake! But not from the Superboof; that was a couple days ago. Let me try to remember...now, I love the Tropicana Cookies family of weed strains, some of the most flavorful yet heavy-hitting sativas come from this ...