Jelly Pinwheel

 by Wellman Farms' budget line Farmers Friend

[I was having trouble finding the page my notes were on in this chaotic 3-subject notebook, but here it is! I had wanted to post it last week after reviewing the Northern Lights from these guys as well. If I couldn't find it I would have said overall that the Jelly Pinwheel was stronger (and perhaps more flavorful) than the NL, but not necessarily better.]

    Smells really good right outta the bag, more fruity & tropical than the Northern Lights, with some of that reflected in the taste; but also there's that old-school weed taste, and the spicy burning potent body high more incapacitating, definitely not 'energizing' but still---how to say?
    
    No clever words today.

    I can barely move.
    
    Don't respond to others verbally.

    This is good shit.

    At best I can grunt and squint my eyes to communicate.

    Didn't even cash the bowl out...

    

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